Saturday, 18 January 2014

What Did I Say?

We meet again.
In this week's installment of "The Sweet Life of Louise the Tree" I can say I drank waaaaaaaaaaaaay too much. Violet had to drag me home haha. Oh well.
I think I was sitting on the side of the road when these guys came up and they were like, "We are having a party, wanna come?" And I was like, "Yeah, whatever."
Bad mistake. 
After about six shots, I was stumbling around and calling everyone a jerk. Oops. Someone recognised me and called Violet, who dragged me home. 
Anyway, "It's 3A.M. and I haven't got a raincoat..." 
I really don't.
I should really get some sleep. Mum is going to ground me in the morning, but she is the reason I was sitting on the street. She won't let me see Dad and so I needed to find a private spot where I could call him. I've had only broken conversations in stolen moments since he protected me and Mum forced him out of our lives.
I would say more, but somehow I still have a sliver of common sense under my drunken haze.
-Louise.
P.S. STAY SOBER, KIDS!
P.P.S. Here's the song...